How the fuck does this even work?

Welcome to goatlocker. I'm far too lazy and inept to make a proper web interface so we're going this the old fashioned way. Buckle up buckaroo.

Making an account


Posting to cytube



A tender note of farewell

If you've made it this far, congratulations, you made it. You are no longer a niggerfaggot. You are now a high-speed, low-drag, doorkicking movie-goat. Go forth and redpill

Take me home broc